when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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