Just cropdusted the office
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Less talking, more tequila
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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