Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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