Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
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