don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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