is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
