Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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