He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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