Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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