Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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