Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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