Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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