WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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