i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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