that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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