he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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