My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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