I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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