we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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