At least make sure they are 18
Why
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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