I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Randomize
