Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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