I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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