fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
is wine microwaveable?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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