My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I can't turn off my feet"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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