is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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