He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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