I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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