Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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