Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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