I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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