We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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