Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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