hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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