did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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