Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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