You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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