you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
