I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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