my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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