Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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