Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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