When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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