Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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