He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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