If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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