I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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