I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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