is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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