I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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