you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
