The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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